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1. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
I prefer waffles, pancakes make me sick and waffles have more flavour

2. What is your favourite breakfast?
At the moment, this coffee mu found somewhere that has a hint of chocolate to it and it is just amazing. But mostly bacon.

3. What kind of weather is your favourite?
I love it cold. Not so freezing cold you can’t move, but just cold enough that you have to wear a long sleeved shirt or a jacket and can cuddle someone.

4. When was the last time you climbed a tree?
Uhhhh the day before yesterday, and it wasn’t really a tree, it was the roots of a large tree that had fallen into a river.

5. What was your favourite year in school?
Oh gee more like less crap? Uhhmm probably year 9.

6. What colours has your hair been in your life?
Ok let’s see, natural - light brown, a couple shades of red, black, I tried blonde but it didn’t work and I think that’s it.

7. Do you prefer your hair long or short?
Long. Much long. Although I always thought that if I moved to a new city I’d cut it all off…

8. Which do you prefer, sitting around a table to eat or on the couch?
Actually I prefer eating in my bed with my laptop…

9. What clubs did/do you participate in at school? 
We didn’t have clubs at any of the schools I attended, But I was in the school band from 9th to 12th grade.


eats when im sad, sad when i eat


Oh Obryn, we hardly knew yee.


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i read that as lions





remember who you are

New favourite joke:






A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

These are fucking great



Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though


when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week



I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 


People look way too happy in tampon commercials. Bitch I am bleeding out of my vagina I am not gonna fuckin rock-climb and shit